Do you have arguments with your husband/boyfriend and tell him "I'd rather be his whore than your wife" and you aren't even cheating on him?
Do you spend more than an hour wading through 1,000 messages in alt.titanic.movies?
Do you have 215+ MB of Titanic movie clips, MP3's, Pictures, Sound Files, Desktop Themes, etc. on your hard drive?
Do all your friends stop speaking to you because you're driving them nuts with your constant rambling about the film?
Will your friends not get in the car with you unless you agree to take the Titanic Soundtrack out of the tape player?
Does everything you look at remind you of TITANIC?
Do you begin to study the STATISTICS about how much the movie is making, and see it is making 25,000,000 a week, and hope that it keeps making the same because it is "YOUR MOVIE", that is making that money?
Did you miss one day of reading the obsession list and you can't wait to get online to check out the new ones?
Are you contemplating going to a Celine Dion concert, just to listen to "My Heart Will Go On," even though you think her other songs stink?
Do you keep a TITANIC scrapbook?
Do you listen to a radio station you BARELY get, to tape the Titanic MegaMix?
Do you learn something new about the movie every day?
Have you gone to see the movie six times and haven't paid for yourself once?
Do you believe stealing "Titanic" lines can improve any movie, including "Tomorrow Never Dies" -- "Dawson. James Dawson?"
Do you go see the movie 10 times so every time you can pick out one more stud to add to your official "Babes of Titanic" Top Ten list?
Do the employees at your local theater refer to you as "the psycho-obsessed Titanic freak?"
Do you have a shrine devoted to any cast member in your room complete with incense candles, pictures, and a cup of ice(represents the iceberg)?
Did you have the urge to request a refund upon learning that Cal puts a pistol in his mouth following the stock market crash?
Does every one of your conversations start with "Have you seen Titanic?"
Do you do the steerage party dance to entertain your friends?
Do you have more than 5 Titanic sites bookmarked?
Are you boycotting Oprah now because she didn't have Leo on her Titanic show?
Does everyone in your dorm have the Titanic screensaver that you found on the net?
Do you log onto the internet at least 2 times a day (or more) and check this list at least 10 times before you get offline?
Do you take 5 bags of luggage, 15 framed photos, and a bowl of goldfish everywhere you go, even if you're only popping into the 7-11 for milk?
Do you try to act like Rose or Jack and everyone calls you Rose or Jack and if they don't you challange them to a duel?
Does everything you watch have background music that sounds like the music on the Titanic soundtrack?
When you go to rent movies that Leonardo DiCaprio is in, do you talk to the people working in the video store about Titanic while your whole family is sitting in the car waiting on you?
Do you wake you to find your roommate laughing at the fact that you were humming "My Heart Will Go On" in your sleep?
Do you spend your evenings chatting with people on mIRC in channel #Titanic?
Do you play "My Heart Will Go On" on your piano every night until your neighbours come banging on your door to shut you up?
Do you fill a 60-minute cassette with "My Heart Will Go On" so that you don't have to rewind to listen to it again?
Can you pinpoint the exact scene of the movie that occurs during any given part of soundtrack?
Do you spend over three hours and fourteen minutes a night in efnet's #Titanic?
Do you run around yelling "Abandon ship!" and handing out rolls of lifesavers to everyone?
Do you bounce checks to your local bookstore because you can't stand to pass up a book on the Titanic?
Have you decided to name your kids after the characters in the movie?
Have you slipped and called your lover Rose/Jack?
Do your eyes tear up every time you see a commercial for the movie?
Have you had copies of Rose's dresses made for yourself?
Have you made a model of Titanic and called it The Jack Dawson and another for Rose?
Did you make a copy of the soundtrack from CD so you can listen to it on your tape player at work {and keep the CD in the car} and your co-workers ask "Do you ever listen to anything else?"
Have you been obsessed with the Titanic since you were in grade school and you are more so now?
Can you relate to Rose and Jack's love story all too well, because it reminds you of the emotions you had when you met your husband/boyfriend?
Did you finally con your husband into going to see the film after he has declared it a "chick flick?"
Do you wish you were a teenager again, so you wouldn't feel like a cradle robber for having a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio/Kate Winslet/Billy Zane?
Do you refuse to eat anything that was not served on the Titanic?
While listening to "My Heart Will Go On" do you dance with your cat pretending he's Jack?
Do you walk down the halls telling everyone you see that you're Rose Dawson?
Did you instantly sign up for voice lessons to replace Celine Dion in the song?
