Are you and your friends always playing Titanic charades w/ the quotes or pictionary?
Do you always seem to relate everyday life to Titanic by finding a quote to go along with the situation?
Do you doodle Titanic pictures all over your work?
Do you re-enact the sinking everyday in the bathtub with toys?
Anytime Titanic comes up in a conversation or on TV, does everyone turn to look at you or anytime anyone you know hears something or talks about Titanic do they think of you and your endless speeches, quotes, and singing-humming Titanic?
Do you enter every contest imaginable having to do with Titanic?
Do you buy a 10 dollar piece of coal from the Titanic?
Did you pay 40 dollars for the Titanic poster?
Would you trade in your husband to be able to go back in time and have a starring role in the movie?
Did you change your screen name to anything having to do with Titanic?
Do you search AOL's member directory every day to find someone who loves Titanic just so you can quote the movie together?
Did you cry when Leo, Kate, Gloria, and James didn't win their well-deserved Golden Globes?
When someone who claims they know more about Titanic than you, do you get into a duel for an eternity?
Do you sneak into the back after the movie's over to wait for the next showing?
Is your hard drive 90% Titanic stuff?
Do you watch the screensaver over and over until you either have eyestrain or you can't see the screen through your tears?
Does your history teacher finally find the one thing you are interested in and does he/she finally agree to give you extra credit for a Titanic project, do you end up doing an award-winning presentaion that takes 4 hours, and turning in a 35 page typed report?
Do you avoid talking to anyone who hasn't seen Titanic?
Do you send hate mail to all the online critics who said anything remotely negative about the film?
Are you so obsessed with Jack that you start calling every guy you meet "Jack?"
Everytime you talk about TITANIC, do you squeeze your partner's arms till the circulation stops?
Is your husband or boyfriend so sick and tired of hearing about Leo & Titanic that he finally gets his name legally changed to Leo or Jack?
Do you love the movie so much, you need a moment of silence before you continue your conversation on TITANIC?
Do you take a copy of the soundtrack with you wherever you go, just in case you have an opportunity to play it?
Do you call Oprah to get a copy of the transcript because you missed the show on the Titanic cast?
Every time you see the movie, do you hope the Titanic won't hit the iceberg?
Do your parents tell you they're sick of hearing about the Titanic?
When you finally find the Titanic Soundtrack, do you jump up and down and almost kiss the sales person?
Did your school go on a field trip to see the Titanic?
Have you read Walter Lord's "A Night To Remember" so many times that the jacket cover is completely worn out?
Do you prevent your father's secretary from doing her job because she is the only person in the office who has seen the movie, and you need to talk about it with someone?
Do you refuse to give a lift to anyone who hasn't seen the movie?
Do you interrupt total strangers in conversation if you hear them mention the word "Titanic?"
If your sixth month anniversery with your boyfriend was on opening night, did you obsess so much about the movie that he took you that night, foregoing the hard-to-get dinner arrangements, to see the movie only realizing after the first five minutes into the movie...that it was a mistake cause he now knows that he is going to be forced to see it again at least five more times...?
Do you wish that when Jack and Rose realized that only one of them would fit on the board, they would have swam around looking for more debris so that Jack could have lived too?
Do you think about Titanic at least once a day?
Do you start whispering to your friend in class "iceberg right ahead" when your teacher says the word "ice?"
Do you start singing the song "My Heart Will Go On" under your breath in class?
Do you print out pictures from the movie for your friends?
Are you unable to see any movie but Titanic because you feel devoted to helping Titanic do better in the box office rather then some other movie?
Are you known to your friends/family as being THE Leo\Titanic fan?
Every time you see the movie do you think "How come Jack had to die?"
Do you go to a bar and say "What do you think, a first class girl can't drink?"
If your spring formal is on the Queen Mary are you not sure if you should be excited or scared?
Do you go to Rosarito Beach for vacation just to see where the movie was filmed?
Do you have long black hair, love the Smashing Pumpkins and drive a 1200cc motorbike but find yourself stealing your mother's Celine Dion CD to listen to the theme song?
Do you use up 15 bottles of mascara because you have cried so much?
Do you mail order transcripts and VHS tapes of Titanic episodes of "Oprah" and "Larry King Live?"
Did you jump up and down and scream when Titanic won at the Academy Awards?
