Do you try to find everything possible on TV about Titanic and tape it, and watch it every day?
Do you cry when you miss somthing on TV about Titanic?
Are you having your very own "Heart of the Ocean" made?
Do you watch the movie 5 times to get the design of Rose's-red-and-black-chiffon-beaded-gown-when-she's-about-to-jump-over-the-boat-but-Jack-talks-her-out-of-it RIGHT and as close to the design as you possible can?
When you hear that someone has seen Titanic more than you, do you run to the theater to see it again?
Do you download every single movie clip you can find, even though your hard drive is bursting at the seams already, then watch them over and over?
Do you have a Titanic quote for every real-life situation?
Do you and your roommate put a Titanic quote on your dry-erase board everyday?
Do you swear that one of your sorority sisters was on the real Titanic in 1912?
Do you scan passenger lists to see if anyone related to you was on the real Titanic?
Have you permed your hair to look just like Kate Winslet's?
Have you searched high and low for a butterfly comb just like Rose's?
Do you ask anyone who has not seen it if they are on drugs?
Do you have this list taped to your door with all the signs that apply to you highlighted?
Do you take your friends to see Titanic and then say dialogue to them at the same time as the actors?
Did you buy the soundtrack just so you can sit in your room and cry?
Did you send in a petition to the local school board saying that "My Heart Will Go On" needs to be on the choir list for UIL solo/ensemle competition?
Do you stop in the middle of submitting your "obbsession list" and sit back and start singing "My Heart Will Go On?"
Are you scared to get on a boat?
Do you take a camera w/ you when you see Titanic for the 3rd time?
After first seeing the movie, did you leaf through the phone book and call every electronics store in town, trying to track down the movie soundtrack?
Did you check the online bookstores everyday to see if 'Titanic' by James Cameron was available?
Do you have the movie trailer downloaded and do you watch it every chance you get several times in normal speed AND in slow motion?
Do you imagine every time you think about the movie that it was you on the ship with Jack and not Rose?
Do you spit on the people you don't like whenever you see them?
Do you throw chairs and tables into your pool and then run around it to get the effect that Jack and Rose had when the ship was sinking?
Do you start to drink tea every day?
Do you change into something fancy just for dinner?
Do you think the music at the next school dance should be "Titanic" music?
Have you asked your grandparents every day if they're sure they weren't on Titanic and fell in love and then their lover died freezing in the water, but they lived by blowing a whistle and the boat came back?
Do you leave a blank tape in the VCR just in case...?
Do you consider doing all your school papers on the Titanic?
When you go on the Queen Mary do you constantly quote the movie and act out scenes on the appropriate part of the ship?
When visiting the Queen Mary do people look at you strangely because you yell after every turn because it looks so much like Titanic in the movie?
Do you refuse to eat anything that isn't soaked in ice-cold water?
Do you constantly beg your husband/boyfriend to handcuff himself to a pipe so you can free him with an axe?
Do you get an irresistable urge to put on a pendant and lie nude on the couch, quoting Kate Winslet's lines from that scene?
Do you make at least twelve dozen phone calls to the local radio station, begging them to play "My Heart Will Go On?"
Did you petition the British government to build a Titanic II with the proper amount of lifeboats?
Do you wear a life-preserver at all times?
Do you clog the drains of your sinks and tubs, then turn on the water full-blast until your house is flooded enough to properly act out scenes from the movie?
Whenever your fiance says she's going to take a bath, do you say, "If you do that, I'm going to have to jump in after you?"
While at home do you practice by not going to the bathroom for 3 hours and 14 minutes while slowly sipping on a large drink to condition your bladder for the next showing?
Do you harass people who say they will watch it on video - until they finally give up and say they will see it in the theater?
Does it take all your will power to go and see another movie, then do you want to peek into the Titanic theater to see which scene it is on?
You know you will be seeing the movie later, so do you refuse to drink any fluids for several hours because you don't want to take a potty break during any part of the movie?
Every time you log on to the internet, do you have a Titanic page as your start up page?
Do you run up and down the halls between classes with your arms streched out singing " Come Josephine in my flying machine...," imagining that Jack was kissing you on the ship?
When you're done watching Titanic, do you yell, "Hurry, there's only enough cars for half of us?"
have you bought 2 fish and named them Jack and Rose and put a sunken ship at the bottom of the aquarium, just so you could look at it and cry?
