Do you do a new search every day to see if there are more webpages devoted to Titanic?
Do you find and print out every picture from the movie that you can possibly find and tape them all over your ceiling and walls?
Do you quote movie lines to "Jack" your teddy bear or anyone else who will listen to you?
Is your TV constantly on MTV or VH-1 just in case they have an interview or show the "My Heart Will Go On" video so you can see clips from the movie?
Do you watch all the late night shows just in case one of the members of the cast might be on?
Do you annoy all your friends by sending them sound clips from the movie by email?
Has your fiancee designed a twelve step program to end your Titanic addiction?
Do you beg your fiancee and mother to let your first wedding dance be to "My Heart Will Go On," even though they totally refuse saying it's too TRAGIC?
Has your fiancee agreed to wear a tuxedo exactly like Jack's at your wedding?
Have you gone to the bookstore and bought 6 books on the Titanic and then read them nonstop?
When ordering food at Arby's and 'My Heart Will Go On' comes over the radio, do your eyes fill up with tears and do you stand in a stupor until the song is over, then finally order?
Do you tell every person you meet what a fantastic movie it is and how it is SOOO true to the facts {except for the love story}?
Did you go to see the movie on opening night & you were there an hour and a half early & it was still sold out & it was the last show of the day & you burst out into tears & became disillusioned with yourself & started offering people $10, a pack of Twizzlers, and a Scream 2 ticket just for a Titanic ticket?
Did you count down for a month to December 19th, and then on the 19th, did you count down the hours until it was showtime?
Have you offered someone $20 for a tape of the Titanic remix of "My Heart Will Go On?"
Do you take an audio recorder into the movie & tape all of the good quotes?
Every day do people ask you, "So HOW many times have you seen it NOW?"
Are you sitting here writing signs that you are obsessed with Titanic while listening to 'My Heart Will Go On' for at least the 50th time today?
Are you continually on a Titanic web site even though you have the slowest computer on the face of the planet?
Do you waste half your hard-drive saving every Titanic clip and interview that you can find just so you can watch/read them over and over and over again?
When your cousins ask you to re-enact the movie with them, do you agree?
If you don't know if the person next to you cried, do you beat it out of them until they have no choice but to say "yes?"
Do you listen to the soundtrack every time you are in your room?
Is Titanic all you can talk about?
Do you refuse to go swimming unless they put a piece of driftwood in the pool first?
Do you sit in class and silently re-enact scenes from the movie with your friends that sit across the room from you?
Have you collected more then 100 Titanic pics on your computer?
Do you always wear a locket that has 2 pics of Jack and Rose in it?
Do you get extremely excited when your best friend does their perfect Jack Dawson impression?
Have you started calling James Cameron, Kate Winslet, and Leonardo DiCaprio your best friends/family members?
Every time your Giga Pet dies do you name it after a different character in the film {and cry, of course}?
Do you see a commercial for Dawson's Creek and think it is about Jack Dawson?
Do you realize that the amount of money you have spent seeing Titanic has paid a large part of the 200 million dollars that it cost to make it?
Every time you open the freezer do you scream "Iceberg right ahead!?"
Have you stopped putting ice in your drinks because it brings back too many bad memories?
When you go to see it again do you realize you're the only one who can quote every line?
Do you tell your mother that you absolutely have to have the dress Rose put on after Jack sketched her?
Do you carefully compose and send messages to the newsgroup rec.arts.movies.current-films, pouring your heart out about Titanic?
Do you get in flame-wars with people on rec.arts.movies.current-films who don't like Titanic?
Do you goof around at work, reading Titanic web pages, when you should be debugging software, because at work you have fast T1 access to the net?
When your boss suddenly stops by your cube, do you panic and quickly try to minimize the four browser windows you have open to Titanic pages?
As a Priest, do you give a sermon on the meaning of 'true love', telling the people at mass to go and see 'Titanic?'
Do you make up new reasons to your family why you're going to see the movie another time, proclaiming that, "You wouldn't be asking me why I've seen it so many times if you had seen it yourself?"
Do you call up friends you haven't talked to in years just to ask them to see the movie with you?
Do you stay up all night thinking about the Titanic?
Do you stay up all night listening to the soundtrack and when you listen to "My Heart Will Go On" do you cry and press the replay or if you listen to "Hymn To The Sea" do you think about the movie and cry?
Are you another one of that crowd of people who goes to the cinema alone to see Titanic?
Do you find yourself quoting Titanic in everyday conversation?
Do you take lessons on etiquette and dress up for dinner?
