While at a drinking party do you say,"Here's one to making it count?"
Do you actually talk to someone in the chat rooms because he is using the nickname "Jack," and do you really start to believe it's him?
Do you beg for your prom song to be "My Heart Will Go On," and insist that your background be a split boat?
Did you have a big party the night of the Golden Globes & Oscar night as well?
Do you plan to go see Titanic on Broadway, and maybe even skip out to one of those clubs where Leo hangs out in Manhattan?
Do you relate every factual item you find out about the movie, and tell it with such a passion that people actually insist that you calm down for a while?
Are you constantly saying..."Well...what if...Jack got on the driftwood...they hit the iceberg straight on, then would they have sunk?...maybe they would have just stuck there for awhile until help came...what if they weren't going so fast..what if this or what if that...?"
Have you tatooed "Jack & Rose - My Heart Will Go On" around your belly button?
Do you vow to someday become a movie director, writer, producer, and make a movie about the Titanic that doesn't sink...and have Leo and Kate play the parts again?
Every time someone says something that has barely anything to do with Titanic does it remind you of the movie for one reason or another?
Do you think about the movie for hours after you see it?
Do you paint your toenails red, and pretend you're walking to the end of the ship to throw your necklace over the side?
Do you carry the soundtrack everywhere you go (even to school or work)?
Do you listen to the soundtrack more than 3 hours a day?
Do you pray for Jack and Rose before you go to bed?
Do you wake up in the morning and all you can think about is Titanic?
Do you wake up and get in Microsoft Word and type all the words to "My Heart Will Go On?"
Have you memorized all the words to "My Heart Will Go On?"
Do you lie in bed at night and every shadow you see reminds you of the Titanic?
Have you marked a place on your globe where the Titanic sank?
Have you dyed your hair red like Rose's and danced around your house saying, "I will never let go?"
Do you rest against your bedpost and raise your arms imagining Jack's arms around yours?
Every time you fill your bath do you remember the water rushing into the ship?
Do you have a phobia of rats?
Have you written threatening letters to Jay Leno about his outrage about the Titanic?
Are you obsessed with the name Dawson?
Can you relate absolutely anything to Titanic?
Do you get jealous when you hear anyone else talking about Titanic because it belongs to 'you?'
Have you written Seventeen Magazine a ten page letter stating reasons they should feature Leonardo DiCaprio/Kate Winslet/Titanic on the cover?
Did you cry while watching the Golden Globes when Leo and Kate didn't win, AND when Titanic DID win?
Have you taken up sketching just so you can feel like you have a connection with Jack?
Have you bought more than one Titanic sountrack?
Do your friends say at least once a day, "You're obsessed"...and do you say a line from Titanic at least once a day?
Does everything anyone else says makes you think of a line from Titanic...which you then recite for everyone?
Do you go on mIRC every day with your name being RoseDawson to talk about the movie you have seen 11 times?
Did you tape the Titanic special that was on last night, and have you now watched it 3 times...and you've only been awake for 4 hours?
Do you insist that all dinner conversation be directed to Leo, using dialogue from the movie?
Did you decide that if you ever date again you will only date men named Jack?
Do you do a jig at work when you hear that "My Heart Will Go On" is number one on Casey Kasem's Top 40?
Have you told your fiancee, "I'd rather be his whore than your wife!?"
Do you find yourself actually considering buying the Titanic CD rather than a present for your friend's birthday?
Do you compare Rose to Jonathan Livingston Seagull in a paper you have to do for English?
Does your father not want to talk to you anymore because all you ever talk about is Titanic?
Do you ask everyone you know if they have seen Titanic and threaten to haunt them in their sleep if they don't go and see it SOON?
Do you keep a folder of Titanic and Leo stuff and bring it to school/work every day?
Do you dig through the dumpsters behind the theater just to see if there is a Titanic poster?
Can you recite all the lines exactly the way they are said while reading the Titanic script for the third time, and correct all the lines so they are the same as in the movie?
Do you print out all the Titanic pictures that you can find, and put them up on the wall in chronological order?
Are you planning to paint your room in a dark blue/black color and have a huge picture of the Titanic painted on the walls, have your carpenter friend build you a bed frame in the shape of a lifeboat, get blue carpet to create the illusion of water, and get rid of everything in your room that has nothing to do with Titanic?
Do you have this urge to strangle this girl in your art class because she went to see the movie "Fallen" instead of seeing Titanic, which she has not seen and does not want to see because she has nobody to go with?
