Have you started calculating just how much money you would have to save to buy items they were selling from the Titanic movie set?
Do you have to create a special bookmark folder for all the Titanic-related web sites you've visited so they will all fit on your screen?
Have you started calculating {and saving} money for the "ultimate" home theater system so you can have the theater effect in your very own living room?
Have you downloaded pics from the movie, framed them, and put them on your desk at work?
Is Titanic the ONLY movie that you've seen since Dec. 19, 1997?
Have you started considering trying to get a job at the local movie theater {where Titanic is playing of course!}?
Have you started a text file to download the alt.movies.titanic newsgroup messages so you can print them off to read them so you can stay current at all times?
Have you made sure not more than one friend who hasn't seen the movie yet goes with you to it per weekend? {That way you have someone else to go with the next weekend!}
Did you go to see "Titanic" again, only to find it is sold out, but you leave the theater happy to know that it is still doing so well?
Do you have two copies of the "Titanic" CD: one for your car and one for your apartment?
Do you steal copies of your little sister's YM in case there is an article on Leonardo in it?
Can you understand how people who have not seen "Titanic" yet can live with themselves?
Do you type up and print out bits of dialogue that correspond to the pictures you have all over your room, then tape the dialogue underneath the pictures to get that full "movie" effect?
After watching the film, do you stay in the theater just to read the credits and listen to "My Heart Will Go On?"
Do you make a copy of the soundtrack and pump up the volume in your walkman with the danger of being hit by a car for not paying attention to traffic?
Do you cry every time you hear song eleven on the soundtrack, and get funny looks when you start saying, "There's a boat, Jack! Jack! There's a boat...?"
Do you sing "My Heart Will Go On" to audition for your high school's production of "The Music Man?"
Do you know how many times Rose says "come back!?"
Do you read "The Man in the Iron Mask" by Alexandre Dumas, and smile at the thought of Leo playing more than one role?
Do you insist that Jack is on a cruise in the Carribean and will be back "any day now?"
Did you have the stomach flu during the Golden Globes, but you stayed up anyway and watched, just to see how many awards Titanic would win?
Do the other girls in your dorm slip notes under your door asking you to PLEASE stop playing the soundtrack?
Do you have 4 different remixes of "My Heart Will Go On," all with different dialogue?
Do you feel guilty about playing any CD except the soundtrack?
Have you had to buy three new ink cartridges for your printer in the last two weeks because of all the "Titanic" stuff you've been printing out?
Have you talked about "Titanic" so much and seen it so many times that you've convinced your parents - who haven't been to a movie theater since 1990 - to go see it?
Do you insist that "Titanic" be referred to as "THE movie" in your presence?
Do you make out with your boyfriend in the backseat of his car just so you can fog up the windows and then slam your hand against it to leave a handprint?
Have you dug out your old pointe shoes and practiced going up on your toes like Rose did at the steerage party?
Do you beg your mom to drive by the drive-in theater just so you can see parts of the movie?
Do you watch Entertainment Tonight, The Gossip Show and EXTRA! just to see if there's anything on Titanic, Kate, or Leo?
Do you get in the shower at exactly 9:30 {because that's when they said they would play MHWGO} just so you can sing at the top of your lungs?
Did you sit listening to the radio for four days straight so you could get the "My Heart Will Go On" movie mix on tape and finally had to call up the station and have the song dedicated to your friends?
Do you download every trailer on the internet that is about the Titanic?
Do you listen to the soundtrack while playing Quake?
Do you feel personally offended if someone says they like another movie currently in theaters more than Titanic?
Have you already spent over $50 to see the movie, not including concessions?
No matter how many times you've seen it, do you feel you can't get enough and have to see it again?
You've seen it, know what's going to happen, but do you still cry harder every time?
Can you no longer just sit on a couch, do you have to sprawl on it as if posing for a conte crayon sketch?
Do you stand on your toes to impress the guys at a party?
Do you get into a cab and the driver asks "Where to, Miss?" and you say "To the stars!?"
Is the first thing you say when you go to the office in the mornings is "I can't work in such horrible conditions!?"
Do you make Freudian observations regarding men's preoccupation with size every chance you get?
Do you replace your favorite cuss words with "This is horses@!%!?"
Do you take practice swings at your wardrobe with a fire axe, and always try not to hit the same spot twice?
Do you refuse all offers of caviar for the rest of your life?
Can you make only one toast... "To making it count!?"
Do you wear a whistle around your neck whenever you're on a ship or near water?
Every time your husband tries to leave the house and say goodbye to you, do you become hysterical and yell, "Don't you say your goodbyes!?"
