Whenever you are on a cruise do you go to the bow of the ship, climb onto the railings and re-enact the 'I'm flying' scene?
Are you scared that any ship you board will hit an iceberg and sink?
Do you climb the railings at the stern of a ship and lean out, hoping that 'Jack' will come and save you?
Do you spend all your money playing poker, hoping that you will win a ticket on a ship?
Have you seen "Titanic" more than once?
Are you the webmaster/webmistress of a "Titanic" page?
Have you visited more than two "Titanic" web sites?
Do you submit more than three obsession signs to all obsession lists that you find?
Have you changed your name to Rose or Jack (if it isn't already!)?
Do you go through the newspapers/magazines every day to see if you can find articles relating to "Titanic?"
Are you still reading this list?
Do you cry every time you see a ship?
Have you printed out the entire screenplay, just for the fun of it?
Have you tried re-enacting the sinking of the Titanic in your swimming pool?
Have you read the script because you couldn't go to see the movie again?
Do you think about the movie for more than an hour a day?
Do your dreams always have something to do with Titanic?
When your friends come over to your house, do you sit in a circle, listen to the Titanic CD and have a crying party?
Do you run up and down staircases trying to find Jack and all the other people from Titanic like in the end of the movie?
Do you write threatening letters to Kate Winslet for not letting Jack on the piece of driftwood?
When you watch the movie, do you have to restrain yourself from crying out that there is room on the piece of driftwood for both Jack and Rose?
Do you ever run up to people who resemble Jack and Rose, saying lines from the movie to them?
Do you yell at your mother screaming, "I won't marry Cal! I won't!"
Do you yell at anyone in the movie theatre who is not crying?
Do you randomly say lines from the movie?
Do you beat up anyone who hasn't already seen the movie?
Are you so glad they have made another Titanic CD, and have included the music from the Steerage Party in it?
Are all your books covered in Titanic images?
Does your CD player spit the Titanic CD out because it does not want to play it for the 1 millionth time?
Have you pulled an all-nighter just to look for pictures from the movie?
Do you neglect your boyfriend just so you can look for pictures from the movie?
Have you and your roommate BOTH bought the soundtrack, and painstakingly synchronize the two for a surround-sound effect?
If you have five subjects of homework this weekend, do you still go to see the movie (AGAIN) on a Saturday afternoon - prime study time?
Is your long-distance boyfriend trying to call you right now...but you are too busy sending "obsession signs" to websites?
Do you want to make friends with every webmaster/webmistress of every Titanic page ever made?
Can you somehow connect everything in your life to the movie?
Do you feel a very strong urge to fall in love like Jack & Rose did?
When you see two young lovers, do you start crying for fear they will get on an a ship and die?
Is your whole family sick-and-tired of hearing about Titanic from you?
Does the lady at the video store threaten to kick your @$$ if you ask if there are any copies of Titanic left one more time?
Are you and the ticket guy for Titanic on a first name basis?
At least three times a day do people say to you, "You're obsessed with that movie, aren't you?"
Would you give anything to die the way Jack did, free, in love, and having your hand frozen to Kate Winslet?
Have you started calling your boyfriend Jack and you make him call you Rose? {He doesn't mind though, because he now can say to you, "You're so stupid, Rose!" and not get yelled at!}
Do you get so into the movie you feel as though you were on Titanic in your former life?
Do you go through withdrawl symptoms if you haven't seen the movie for two days or more?
Are you are madly in love with the rude yet gorgeous Cal Hockley {Billy Zane}?
Do you take cold showers just to feel how cold the water must have been?
